No creepy was that her parents still had them, organized and shelved for...some reason. Probably to make sure no Tooth Fairy ever got a taste for Price children, creepy evil little fuckers.

If it came to a fight between a single cuckoo or a swarm of Tooth Fairies, Verity would take the cuckoo without hesitation. She might end up a willing slave to the cuckoo but at least she'd be clean.

"Well fine, but if you're going to hear my catechism, you're damn well gonna sit through Alex's and Antimony's, too," Verity huffed. "Only fair."