"I could watch you dance!" Liam gushed. "That's so much fun, because you're so good at it!"

Normal!Liam enjoyed dancing too, admittedly, just... not with as many exclamation points. And also he preferred dancing with her, now that he was reasonably good at it.

But toy soldiers didn't dance. At least. Unless they were a very specific subset of toy soldier. Which Liam was not.